9.29.2008

Give her a hot meat (analogue) injection!

According to a new PETA ad campaign, going vegan will help prevent and reverse impotence. The effects of a vegan diet on helping clear away arterial blockages and increase blood supplies are well known, and it is not *ahem* hard to imagine that those benefits would extend to the blood supplies of all of our organs.

I have to admit: this revelation has me excited. And I mean like 'whoa.'

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